Samuel: “Malcolm, what’s new in your world?”

Malcolm: “Not much…job search, and dating.”

Samuel: “Are you seeing a coyote?”

Malcolm: “No, and I think you mean a cougar Dad.”

Janet: “What’s a cougar?”

Malcolm: “Pfftt!!” (spits wine)

Samuel: “Malcolm, what are you going to do with your life”

Malcolm: “More wine please…more wine.”

A Day in the Life Archives

Follow Malcolm Twyman’s weekly activities as he enters the private investigator business and embarks on new adventures while learning about himself, humanity and life in the process.